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So Let’s Draw The Blinds, Forget Wasted Time, Let Them Old Demons Die

Just like with my real birthdays, I was going to let my blogiversary go by unmentioned. Seems as though I got in just under the wire though, as the minutes tick away to midnight.

I thought about this one year milestone a few times over the past few months. I was going to post something totally out of character for me, but then with recent events occuring to both a bloggie friend in Canada (SJ shout out sans link) and a bloggie friend in D.C., I thought perhaps it was best to not be too salacious. Blogging and being honest has gotten some of us into lots of trouble.

So, today’s was to be a wholesome post, if any. That said, today I ventured out at lunch with my eye on picking up ONE THING. But I made a detour. Oops, is all I have to say. Let’s see…

Okay. I know what you’re saying. Damn Velvet isn’t going to tell us what’s inside the bag? Let’s take a look. Sammy? Do you want to do the honors?

Sammy! That is not for you!!!
Sammy: “Damn right bitch. You know I prefer crotchless!”

Awww….Thora got herself a pair of angel panties.

A mass explosion of bras and panties. Everywhere.

The real teacher’s pet in this room is not one of the dogs. It’s these ruffley pups. Aah, the plans I have for you…
Heh. Okay. Just a little salacious. Happy Blogiversary to me. Yes…that’s my ass.

I know, I started as a dating blog. I haven’t given up. Even though I’m in a dating coma, I’ll be ready for him, whenever he happens along.

 

 

50 Comments

  1. Siryn

    I got the one hanging off the bag in the first picture in blue. hee.

    But the frilly stuff on the ass, I can’t do. I’m more of a string thong kinda girl, not that Moulin Rouge-ish stuff.

  2. DCOE

    DAYUM woman. Those are a lot of panties! I used to have the ruffly butt underwear when I was a little kid, but I like how you’re rocking them as an adult. 🙂

    And of course, nice ass sugah.

  3. bettyjoan

    Hee hee…I stopped at VS on my way home from work yesterday, too. I didn’t buy anything THAT fun, but it felt naughty anyway! 🙂

  4. Sharkbait

    Damn look at that fine greek ass!!! HOLLA!

    I am going today as well-oh the perks of working the the offices at the mall.

    And I asked you nicely to stop stealing my underwear!!! SHEEEEESH!

    Miss ya toots!
    Luv, SharkbaiL

  5. Old Lady

    I’m jealous, I can’t fit into anything Victoria’s Secret sells. One of my favourite past times is panty shopping. But I have to save that story for something else!

  6. KassyK

    I’ll be out all day but I wanted to wish you a BIG congrats. You are one the best bloggers out there and deserve a million ruffly panties for all the dating help and stories you provide the hopeless and not so hopeless. Thanks for always having my back. Have a great one sugar…

  7. playfulindc

    We should start a new group blog about ass tatoos.

    In?

  8. Eternal Freshman

    Hey now! you have a fine ass. Gettin’ all saucy on us, Miss Velvet. Meow! Reminds me to do a bit more leg curls and lunges.

    I say hells yeah on the country bar, by the way. Get us some fine American good ole’ boy Grade A Seee-Lect!

  9. Scarlet

    Happy Anniversary:) Glad you’re still here! Also glad no coworker’s walked by and saw the salaciousness on my screen! Yikes!

  10. Velvet

    Siryn – I have to say, I just don’t do the thongs unless I absolutely have to. That feeling of something inside my ass crack? Yeah, not so much.

    DCOE – Yeah, there is something really dirty about the ruffles.

    BettyJoan – I was going to abbreviate your name to “bj” but then…opted against that. Usually at VS I buy cotton, cause I just like how it feels, but one Sparkles Anonymous! really got on me about that. So I’ve tried to branch out. And usually I buy cotton and not the “fashion” stuff because I won’t pay full price for it and I have refused in the past to dig in those stupid bins for the sale stuff. I hate the idea of wearing undies that were picked over and tried on several hundred times.

    Sharkbail – Why thank you. I believe you have a fine Greek ass too.

    Old Lady – Some of this stuff may never get worn, but it’s still nice to know I have it.

    KK – Out all day? Lord. Who am I going to email all day at work? Damn it. Now I’ll actually have to do some real work stuff.

    Playful – I’m in. What shall our URL be? ink-ass? trailerparktattoos?

    EF – Okay, seriously. You, me and our wingwoman Betty Joan need to really make plans to do this. The more podunk the better. Shoot, I can just imagine how fun it will be watching you walk in at 6 feet tall with your blonde hair all over the place. This will be fun!!

  11. Toya

    Nice tat! Nice panties, too!

  12. Siryn

    The string ones are the best because after a while you don’t notice them, and it doesn’t take long if they fit well. The ones with tons of fabric, you will feel all gd day. In fact that top bra has a pretty string to go with it. You just have to try it!!

  13. Velvet

    Thanks Toya.

    Cough. Siryn, I already paid full price for that String thong in black….as well as full price on the bra. It was Rhinestone Cowgirl / Sparkles Anon’s fault. She was with me that day.

  14. bettyjoan

    Meh, I let I-66 call me BJ, so abbreviate to your heart’s content. It’s better than being called “the Beej.” 😉

  15. Sparkles Anonymous

    Honey, you should be THANKING me, not BLAMING me. Cotton, my ass… yeesh!

  16. Siryn

    You will come to love it if it fits you well. If not… well, maybe next time.

  17. amalfibliss

    Nice ass.

  18. doubleonegative

    congrats on your anniversary. you’ve kept me entertained for weeks now– okay, so i’m new.

    now i have something else to look for at the dog park. i’ll be the guy (sans dog) creepily peering at women’s waistlines.

  19. Barbara

    They are all going to throw down their weapons and surrender when they get wind of your new undies. Exactly how did you take the last pic? Was that Sammy or Thora playing photographer? For just one year you have amassed quite a following!

  20. always write

    You’ve got a great ass, but I’m more impressed by your balls. You go girl!

  21. Velvet

    BJ – BJ it is!

    Sparkles – Sigh. You’ve corrupted me.

    Siryn – I hear that a lot. But, I’m not a convert. I only wear thongs when necessary…i.e. see through dress, white pants, need it for a slingshot.

    Amalfibliss – Why thank you!

    Double O – We dog park people get scared of those who arrive sans dog. But if you are foaming at the mouth around my rear end, well, then, most of them know about this blog and will just assume that I’ve hooked me another one.

    Barbara – I wish I could confess to not being alone last night, but unfortunately, I was. I had to prop the camera on a shelf and hit the timer. Lucky for me this was the 2nd shot. The first one only had the back of my legs.

    AW – My balls thank you.

  22. Washington Cube

    Sometimes men love running their hands over those little saucy ruffles. I think Miss Sparkles is a good influence on you if you bought so many pretty things. After reading her lastest blog entry, seems like she’s going to be needing to do some new lingerie shopping herself. 😡

    I have to show the butt shot to a (male) Greek friend of mine. He’ll love me all week for that treat.

  23. Raincouver

    Hey, that’s a nice tattoo! Although I am not sure I recognize the flag. Is it from a painting or did you design it?

    Also – I didn’t realize there was a sale! The BOSS loves VS… we only have La Senza up here in Canada’r.

    Happyblogiversary!!

    P.S. Double O, I better get my wok.

  24. Tyler

    Congrats on the anniversary!!

    And you look fabulous in that last picture!! 😉

  25. homeimprovementninja

    Happy Blogiversary. Thems some really really nice panties. In fact…is it gettin’ hot in here?

  26. Velvet

    Cube – Sparkles is a good influence on all, isn’t she? Hey, if that Greek friend is half way decent, I should bring him home for the holidays. VS had a pink satin with black lace top that would expose the nipples. They have gotten mighty racy in the past year. I would have bought it but, eh, it was tangled to something else and I just didn’t feel like freeing the damn thing.

    Raincouver – Greek flag baby! You can get the VS sale online too. And in the catalogs. I’m all hooked in. But, um, what does the “wok” mean?

    Tyler – Thanks!

    Ninja – You know…you emailed me earlier this morning, commenting on said blog post. What took you so long to comment? Should I even ask?

  27. Phil

    Who is the lady in front of the flag?

  28. Bilious Pudenda

    Shall I answer Phil or will you Velvet?

  29. CrazyGirl

    Whoa girl! I started giggling when I saw your ass in there! Not because I think it’s lmao funny, but because you never post pics of yourself! I never imagined the first one would be of that. Haha. I feel like I should send it to TheBoy’s brother. Did I mention he had a crush on you? Haha. Yes, the married Texan had a crush on you “ma’am”.

  30. cosmic shambles

    I was going to post an extended response to this blog entry however my one available hand keeps sticking to the keyboard.

  31. Raincouver

    Ah… ELLAS!!! Poli kala. Ever been there?
    I’m in DC very often… in a week and a bit, actually. Will get something for the boss then.

    As for the wok… Double O promised me one… he’s coming to my wedding… I thought you were too? 😉

  32. Velvet

    Phil – Aah, I’m glad you asked. That is the Greek Goddess Ate. Ate was a minor Goddess, but stood for the Greek personification of infatuation, the rash foolishness of blind impulse, usually caused by guilt and leading to retribution. The goddess of discord and mischief, she tempted man to do evil, and then lead him to ruin. She once even managed to entrap Zeus, but he hurled her down from the Olympus. Now she wanders the earth, as a kind of avenging spirit, but still working her mischief among mankind. Her sisters, the Litai, follow her and repair the damage she has wrought to mortals.
    Ate is regarded as the daughter of Zeus and Eris, the goddess of strife.

    Yeah, I copied that from Encyclopedia Mythica. When I got the tattoo 5 years ago in your lovely city – Atlanta, Litte Five Points to be exact…I believe at Sacred Heart Tattoos, little could be found out about Ate on the net. But now, all that has changed. She’s even made an appearance in crossword puzzles. The shame of having something inked on me that could become, eek, mainstream, is frightening. But I’m still hopeful.

    Bilious – No, I have answered. I am not yet busy enough here at V in D to hire an Assistant. And when I do, it won’t be you. Why not? Because you are crazy. It might be that fetching lass, Always Write though.

    Crazy Girl – Before I zoomed in on this pic, it was really just a head to toe of my backside. Then my heart started racing, as I realized what I could potentially be doing, and I cropped it as you see here. And, see? I have good luck with NON-DC-MEN. I wonder when he developed the crush on me. Could it be when he said, “Wow, I’ve never met a real live vegetarian before.” And I said, “And wow, I’ve never met anyone who voted for Bush before!” Hey, if you can get rid of his wife, I can marry him and we can be related! I can be Crazy Sister in Law or something.

    Cosmic – Do you need a wet nap? I’m more than happy to help. Seriously.

    Raincouver – Nope. Every year the Velvet family plans this whole shindig and then it falls through for some really dumb reason. Sure, I’ll come to your wedding. Seat Double O next to me please, since we seem to live on the same street but have yet to bump into each other.

  33. doubleonegative

    I was looking *extra* hard at the dog park today…but no dice. Now I’ve got the tattoo and the dogs to help with the identification…and you’ve got zippy. Creepy, I know…but so much fun.

  34. Velvet

    Double O…creepy, and yet, somehow intriguing.

    Tease.

  35. cosmic shambles

    I’m no historian, but I seem to recall that ATE was actually the “Greek Goddess of Frilly Panties”.

  36. Reya Mellicker

    Oh my god I LOVE the dog pics! Your ass is lovely, too, but the doggies and the undies are just fantastic!

    I got some angel panties recently, too. I love wearing them.

    Hey happy anniversary. I can’t believe it’s been just one year. Wow.

  37. Phil

    I think I dated her at one time.

    Thanks for the explanation.

  38. johnny

    consider that arse spanked.

  39. BV

    interesting that i dont see any tan lines – does Velvet sun naked? if so, look for me on various Dupont rooftops looking for a greek flag!!! lol

  40. Velvet

    Cosmic Shambles – Frilly Panties kick ass.

    Reya – Yeah, I’m not a good mom to those dogs. I can’t believe I wrapped a pair of underwear around his head.

    Tipping my hat at ya Phil.

    Johnny – Wouldn’t have expected anything other than that response.

    BV – Wouldn’t you like to know…

  41. MappyB

    Ruffles are fuN!

  42. hey pretty

    1.) It takes a ton of moxie to post your ass to your blog. kudos.

    2.) aren’t underwear binges the best? Love the ruffles.

  43. AlieMalie

    As great as the photo of your ass is – the best one in the group is of Sammy wearing his.

    By far.

    hehe.

    🙂
    AM

  44. AllChitNoChat

    Cute dog.

  45. Buttercup

    I’m a bit late commenting – lost power last night! But congrats on hitting the 1 year mark!

    Also, you want to come with when I get the next (and final) addition to my lower back? Or better yet, recommend a place? Thanks!

  46. Washington Cube

    You mean people tan, wearing clothes? I had to put that in there for you, Velvet. 0:)

  47. MellyMel

    We need to talk. Call me when you can. :-p

  48. bejeweled

    Happy Anniversary kid! Dating blog, political blog, I’m-a-psycho blog (kiddding)… it doesn’t matter. Write from the heart. I for one love to read the day in the life of Velvet! Here’s to another great year!

  49. Aziz

    My good word, I go away for 2 weeks and I come back to see that you’ve posted a picture of your derriere? Heavens to Betsy.

  50. Mel

    va va va voom. Not that I was checking out your arse or anything, but it’s nice.

    not that there’s anything wrong with that…

    Happy Bloggaversary!

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