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Delicious Goodness

I’ve stockpiled food for winter. I expect this tub of cookie dough to be finished by spring thaw…if it ever gets cold.

I’m hoping Thora will help me.


  1. Not So Little Woman

    This is an awesome picture! Thora’s licking made me think initially that it was some sort of dog food you’d bought to keep her entertained!

  2. always write

    After today’s Halloween candy glut-fest, there’s no denying what I’m capable of: I could climb into that bathtub of dough and make all-gone in an hour. Seventy minutes tops. Be glad you never gave me keys to your apartment.

  3. Velvet

    NSLW – I just took this pic. I put the tub in front of her and she started licking her chops. Then I put the dough away. That was mean. But Thora isn’t treat motivated anyway. Sammy is another story.

    AW – You’re back! YAY! Look, I’d eat much more of this dough if it wasn’t frozen. Though I’ve made a dent.

  4. always write

    (Tip: use tools. Fork works well. Butter knife in conjunction with spoon, even better.)

  5. I-66

    Holy shit.

    Seeing “always write” made me nearly fall out of my chair. I don’t even know what my comment was going to be.

  6. always write

    It lives!!!!!

    Happy Halloween, y’all. Boo!

  7. Velvet

    AW – You are a professional. I’m impressed.

    I66 – I know! SHE’S ALIVE!

    Come on back AW, you are the best writer DC Blogland has. Do it! Do it!

  8. Gunn Lino

    Thora, the demonic one eyed guardian of the cookie dough.

  9. Velvet

    She’s got one blue and one brown eye. It’s always a crapshoot when I take a picture with a flash.

  10. Drunken Chud

    mmm… cookie dough. we could have some fun with that. but, thora’s tongue is slightly unsettling. funny, but unsetteling they way it starts out thin and becomes SUPERFUCKINGWIDE.

  11. homeimprovementninja

    Thora looks like she’s thinking “well, that one’s mine…where’s yours?”

  12. barbara

    Now that’s some tongue. I’m not sure how you managed to get this picture.

  13. Momentary Academic

    She should be a part of the ad campaign. Yay for stockpiling!

  14. Velvet

    Chud – Thora has Gene Simmons tongue. Ever since she was a puppy it would hang out of her mouth by about 5 inches.

    Ninja – Then I took it away from her…she is probably plotting against me.

    Barbara – When I put it in front of her she started licking her chops. I just snapped and got her tongue out of the mouth on the first try.

    MA – I don’t know what I was thinking when I went to Costco. I don’t eat a lot and I don’t have a lot of storage!! The dogs may HAVE to help.

  15. friendly reminder

    Dogs shouldn’t eat chocolate.

  16. Velvet

    Friendly Reminder – Yes…I’m well aware. But thanks for your two cents. People who want to tell me how to live my life are always welcome round here!

  17. freckledk

    If Thora weren’t so cute, I’d give you hell for the store bought cookie dough? You may be the Master Hater/Dater/Um, Yeah…but I’m the Master Baker. From scratch, baby. That’s how I roll.

  18. Valley Girl

    That pic is hilarious!

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