I have to take a break from the oh so riveting posts about interviewing to bring you a special announcement. I have chosen this public forum to tell Sixes and Sevens something she doesn’t know.
Sixes and Sevens officially ruined another hot, perfectly heterosexual man.
Do you remember Hot Neighbor? The one who spewed his spunk all over Sixes and Seven’s face? Well, he sent me a text on Sunday morning. The volley went something like this. Actually, it went exactly like this:
Hot Neighbor: I had a threesome last night.
Velvet: Oh. My. God. Two girls?
Hot Neighbor: No. Another guy and a girl. Are you going to be home today?
Velvet: Other than a run, I’ll be here. (Not the runs, a run. I have to clarify for I66 because he likes to make fun.)
Hot Neighbor: I’ll come over and tell you about it.
The events that ensued were a blur of a drunken evening, with a woman at a bar in Adam’s Morgan (a variation: Adam’s Whoregan) and a triple kiss starring Hot Neighbor, this woman with very loose morals (Sixes and Sevens, she trumps even you) and a man who happens to be engaged…to another man.
The unlikely threesome moved off to the woman’s house, where, much like an episode of Bugs Bunny, each chased the other into and out of rooms.
Heh. That’s my favorite episode of Bugs Bunny. The Monster with his sneakers. I have several Monster stuffed animals, and once had a Monster glass but it broke…oh…wait, this post is not about me. Sorry.
Eventually the unlikely three end up in the same bed where the Gay Man has real, live, heterosexual intercourse with the woman while she blows Hot Neighbor, who admittedly fucked her mouth very hard as he discovered the ecstasy of a finger in his ass, attached to the arm attached to the body of a gay man.
Wow. Need a cheat sheet? A diagram? Yeah, me too.
Okay, so if you followed that visual, then you are ready for more. The three finish off, not before the gay man tossed the salad of one Hot Neighbor who then spanked the woman’s ass raw then came all over her. They finally fell asleep. Hot Neighbor woke up a few hours later and tried to stealthily creep out of her house, until she woke up and asked him what his name was for his number. He put it in her phone, but he’s since only heard from the gay man.
Great job Sixes and Sevens. Fucking Great. I had a perfectly hot, straight neighbor in this building and he’s now bi. I blame you, because YOU are the one who threatened to fuck him with a strap-on! Once you opened up that box, Pandora, it was all over.
I’m off to see Sixes and Sevens this weekend in the hinterlands where she will be spanked for her sins. We plan on shopping at Wal-Mart and going to a redneck bar or four. If you end up in a podunk town in Pennsyltuckey and see two black-haired witches in a pickup truck, don’t worry. That’s just us.