Last night around 5 a.m., I woke up to the sound of the garbage trucks. As I was trying to go back to sleep, I heard a woman moaning. I thought I was about to catch my neighbors in the act, but it was coming from outside. I got up and went to the balcony. There was a naked girl on the patio of the ice cream shop “Sweet Licks.” I couldn’t see who she was with because the patio is down a few stairs and encased with a brick wall so they were hidden, but I sure as shit kept watching. Then I got my flashlight and I tried to fuck with them, but they were too busy. All I hear is this moaning and I’m trying to figure out why they aren’t waking other people up too. This guy walked by, saw them, and stopped to stare. He walked away very slowly, turning around a bunch of times to look back.

Finally they finished and they were getting dressed, and when they both walked up the stairs to the sidewalk, it was two Asian girls. I was shocked. I had to call everyone to tell them today. PinkPantyLover said that my story changed the shape of his shorts. My boss said, “Those girls have promise.” They sure do.