We suffered a major software crash over here. It might have something to do with me, but I’ll never fess up to that entirely. It resulted in this:
While you all waited here:
The prognosis is good. The worst is behind us. Still waiting for the bill.
You left out the part about the enema.
I-66 says he has insurance and will gladly pick up the tab, but he Really wants to know about the Enema. With Pics.
I just want to know if you think it could spread…
Worst behind? Seems like one of the best behinds.
Easy. The insurance of the unemployed is not the greatest. Do they take food stamps?
I don’t think they do. I did bribe with a bag of M&M’s, but that will only get me so far…
My software is still all fucked up though. Damn. Stupid upgrade. Pisses me off.
It was me, wasn’t it? isn’t it always?
Glad you are back, hon. We missed you. We need you in our daily grind (and hourly whine).
No. It was allllll me. Trust me. I accessed the server and overwrote files with something that was corrupt…not good.
I’m still in pain from this experience and planning for you know what, so the floor is yours. Posting might look a tad different, b/c of the software. Call me if you can’t figure it out. The “buttons” to do things like bold / etc., they look different. So when you highlight and bold, the actual html code gets inserted. You should be able to figure it out. Not sure wtf that is.
Planning for you know what?
PS, which alias would you prefer: Felcher or Alligator Fuckhouse?
Alligator Fuckhouse for SURE!
Ok, then so C U Next Tuesday is on for Thursday? If so I need to get home ASAP and start drinking wine in order to write tomorrow’s post.
Should we take a poll to see what the kids what to know next?
a)the ever popular blow job post
b) the ever popular what Sixes will and won’t (ahem) do?
c) the ever popular secret telling post
d) all of the above?
“D,” because it stands for dick, and it wouldn’t be a Sixes post without that!
Right. I’m pretty sure any post about what Sixes won’t do is going to be a short one.
(there, you are right…)
I wondered about that blank screen. Thought maybe your Blog imploded!
Oh sixes, I would have totally pegged you as a piss mop… Your list of one leaves out the big number 2…As a proud citizen of the Keystone State i guess you are now all about the pennsylvania chocolate pie? Wow, you type pennsylvania into urban dictionary and look what comes up…
It wasn’t the stalker blocker?
I knew someone would pick up on #2. And that’s never an option. But now I have to take back my original reply because I remember 1998 now, was peed on in the shower. Didn’t do anything for me, alas.
so, BMW, which entry do you like best:
1. Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn’t.
2. The only place in the U.S. in which no matter how small a town is, there will always be at least two bars, even if there is not one other business.
No matter where you are in Pennsylvania, you can at least get a drink, even if you can’t buy gas or groceries.
I got peed on. It was at Mardi Gras by some drunk in the street. My leg got suddenly warm and icky. I hate New Orleans anyway, so my declaration to never return to that thief infested swamp wasn’t a loss at all.
Oh remember at the dog adoption you got peed on twice, by the same dog 2 minutes apart. That’s about the same as a man peeing on you in NOLA.
BMW keeps threatening to pee on me in the shower.
I should clarify: it’d be as punishment. And not some S&M type shit that you like, Sixes.
She says “threatening” as if it’s something she doesn’t want.
Dian Parkinson once told us that Bob Barker was into “scat”.