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Separate Ways

It’s so strange – I’m sitting here in the guest bedroom at my brother and sister-in-law’s house in Grand Rapids, wondering how they ended up here with a life in the ‘burbs and a baby. It’s just strange to me to think that my two brothers and I grew up in the same house for so many years, now we have such incredibly different lives. My older brother’s life is filled with mowing the grass and tending to a baby that never stops crying; mine is about drinking, dating, going to the gym and reading fashion magazines. It just makes me question how we end up like this. But, it makes me miss the noisy, rat infested neighborhood that I left behind.

Well, it’s not all bad. I’ve been somewhat rewarded. I logged into my personals account to see what has been going on and there are a handful of extremely good-looking men who have been writing to me over the past few days. I’m shocked that Jim-Bob Yeehaw and Dominant Dave Seeking Sex Slave have finally fallen by the wayside.

Ok, off to play with the baby.


  1. I-66

    So maybe you should travel more often?

  2. Velvet

    Leaving D.C. sucks.

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