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Same Old Story, Never Get Just What You Want

What is wrong with these online daters? I have yet another man who is looking for a submissive sex slave. Here’s what he has to say:

  • It all begins with trust and trus needs to be developed – it doesn’t come instantly. Once there is a connection, a bond, we can explore. I seek a certain type – tell Me if this is indeed you: you lose your grip on the world around you… as it loses focus, you only are aware of My Aura… I become your universe and your anticipation grows… your desire – your need to submit to One, to be owned and taken by Another, to surrender to His power and the ecstasy that it brings – this consumes you… contact Me and we will begin the journey… I have had a fair range of comments since posting this. If you wish to explore a Dominant – submissive relationship, we may be compatible. Should we connect, the possibilities are endless…

This is the third message like this that I’ve received. Of course, they NEVER post a picture so you can’t even see what freak boy looks like.

I’m on my way to Michigan to see the cutest baby in the world, so I’m not sure what the posting activity will be like. I have a few very potential dates on Yahoo, but since I’m out of town again, well, it seems like all that will have to go on to the back burner. Yes, it’s an important lesson we need to establish here: Family comes first.

Besides, after the one/two punch on bumping into an old flame I just can’t risk that the Old Celestine Prophecy theory will manifest itself in my life: When you keep bumping into someone who you haven’t seen in a while, it is because they have some sort of “message” for you, something that you need to know and if you don’t fully explore the reason why the chance encounter occured, you are playing with fate. I can’t believe that I read that book 10 years ago and it still affects my life. I was going to link to their website but it looks like a bunch of cult crap.

Well, I’m off. I’ll try to pick up a truck driver or some other boy so that I have something to write about tomorrow. Don’t worry, I will do my best to not let you down.


  1. Lonnie Bruner

    But don’t you think that deep down many women truly want to be dominated?

    Just a thought.



  2. Sub Girl


    good luck and have fun!

  3. DireWolf

    i’m beginning to think that the yahoo personals aren’t the way to go.

    do you get ANY non-freakish responses?

  4. Kristin

    I just don’t know what to say about that… Does this approach honestly get him dates? And sex? With women?

  5. Velvet

    A new reader – Hi Lonnie.

    I have yet to check my personals mail today. I’m scared. I get about 50/50 on the freak/non-freak responses. I of course just like to post the freaks to remind the rest of us how normal we are…

  6. Joe Tornatore

    interesting blog. hope the gene pool improves in your lifetime or through evolution.

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