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New. I’mproved. Slightly Intoxicated.

Wait…not slightly. TOTALLY Intoxicated.

Okay. Here we are. Next night of debauchery. Cowboys in Dallas Texas. No, not boys. Cowboys as in the BAR. Let’s do an inventory:

Pacifico’s: 3

Pina Colada’s: 2

Bud Light: 3

Shots of Whiskey: 1

Yep. I suck. But, it is long overdue. Tomorrow I will be in Las Cruces. So I’m not sure if drunken blogging will occur. But, I’ll try.


  1. Dr. Lucy Coe

    Welcome back Kotter!

    I should be having sex with nameless strangers right now, but instead I’m looking at You-Know-Who lounge on my sofa.

    Oh, and I’m eating a bologna sandwich. Dr. Lucy Coe loves bologna sandwiches.

  2. Lucy Coe's Cat

    Can you PUH-LEAZE incorporate the following phrase into the intro of you next post: “on the quick tip.” PLEASSSSSSE!

  3. Wicked H

    Yee and Ha!!!

  4. Ashburnite

    welcome back, hun.

  5. upstairs neighbor


  6. Phil

    When the words “drunk” and “blog” come into question, the answer is always “yes”.

  7. Velvet

    U.N. – Based on how little I’ve had to drink since, oh, YOU WERE HERE, that was wayyyyy too much for me.

    Ash – I’m just fucking around here. Not putting my heart and soul into it anymore. Actually, I’m not putting my heart and soul into anything anymore.

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