Wait…not slightly. TOTALLY Intoxicated.
Okay. Here we are. Next night of debauchery. Cowboys in Dallas Texas. No, not boys. Cowboys as in the BAR. Let’s do an inventory:
Pacifico’s: 3
Pina Colada’s: 2
Bud Light: 3
Shots of Whiskey: 1
Yep. I suck. But, it is long overdue. Tomorrow I will be in Las Cruces. So I’m not sure if drunken blogging will occur. But, I’ll try.
Welcome back Kotter!
I should be having sex with nameless strangers right now, but instead I’m looking at You-Know-Who lounge on my sofa.
Oh, and I’m eating a bologna sandwich. Dr. Lucy Coe loves bologna sandwiches.
Can you PUH-LEAZE incorporate the following phrase into the intro of you next post: “on the quick tip.” PLEASSSSSSE!
Yee and Ha!!!
welcome back, hun.
lightweight…
When the words “drunk” and “blog” come into question, the answer is always “yes”.
U.N. – Based on how little I’ve had to drink since, oh, YOU WERE HERE, that was wayyyyy too much for me.
Ash – I’m just fucking around here. Not putting my heart and soul into it anymore. Actually, I’m not putting my heart and soul into anything anymore.