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D.C. Cops Suck Ass Part 8 Revisited – Kicking Ass and Taking Names

If you missed my last post on what atrocity the D.C. cops have committed now, you can read that here.

Officer Juanita Graham from the Third District, badge number 3183, turn in your badge. You are a racist and a disgrace patrolling our streets trying to keep us “safe.” If I have a choice of protecting myself over any more of what you are doling out, I’ll take my chances with my pepper spray. The nerve you had to call a woman a terrorist and demand her green card for no reason other than that she was playing ball with her dog in the park is despicable. I would like to remind you honey, that none of us are from here, unless we can trace back to Native American roots, which few of us in D.C. are able to do.

If I catch you at 7-11, blocking 17th Street to read the paper and eat donuts, I will put your picture up here too. If you can harass civilians, then we can harass you too. Welcome to our world.

23 Comments

  1. Moxie

    Wow, I’m impressed you got the info. Nicely done.

  2. monicker

    I live in California, and even I have had bad run-ins with DC police. I’ll be waiting for that picture.

  3. Drunken Chud

    i’m from here. last time i checked my birth certificate said: mt. clemens, michigan USA. i mean, i’m not sayin’… but… i’m just sayin.

  4. King of the Dog Park

    Well done….., now all we need is her partner’s name and badge number and this story will be complete until the hearing!

  5. Inowpronounceyou

    Vel-Vet! Vel-Vet!

    Kickin’ ass, takin’ names, and POSTING them.

    You bad ass.

  6. BBTY

    That fucking cunt. seriously I am forwarding this story everywhere including the district commander and my ANC rep. DC sucks, god it sucks. That poor woman is so shaken up! I feel so bad for her. Why can’t the cops in this town catch the muggers in our hood instead of people playing with their dogs.

    WHAT A COWARD THAT COP IS!

  7. Ms. Anthrope

    I have sent this post to several DC politicians and hope that when they read my email with the post that they will take action and for once do something right in this god forsaken “city”. I ask everyone else to send similar correspondence. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

  8. freckledk

    That is so freakin awesome. I’m so in love with you right now.

  9. carrie m

    nice job, Velvet.

  10. Velvet

    Moxie – I’m sure you seen the incompetence of the city’s finest every day.

    Monicker – Wait, how? Run in’s with them out here? Or in Cali?

    Chud – Ancestors. Don’t you have ancestors?

    King – According to our neighborhood source, this has made it to “internal affairs.” Though I’m not sure what that really means. Probably code for “buried in someone’s inbox.” I called there last night and asked about the “partner” and they said it changes daily so they wouldn’t be able to tell me who was with her on a particular day unless they checked the records. At that point I had to say, “This could result in them giving me the wrong information and I can falsely accuse someone” because you know the cops could easily read the chart wrong and give me the wrong guy’s name.

    INPY – Of course I’ve been warned to be careful, but fuck ’em. If they don’t want their name posted, they should behave better. You can probably see now after reading a few posts how I can, gasp, end up unliked. Right?

    BBTY – Well done.

    FK – Thank you. I don’t do girls though, so you’ll have to take your feelings adoration somewhere else. But I’ll watch it!

  11. Ms. Anthrope

    I just saw that tomorrow night in front of Hotel Palomar there’s going to be a BBQ in APPRECIATION OF DC”S FINEST….why don’t we all go and spread the news about the one we love the most….

  12. Velvet

    Yeah, I got that email too from DCCA (Dupont Circle Citizens Association.) I’m having a hard time understanding how they can do something like this. It has to be an April Fools joke, like, in August.

    Also, at the Hotel Palomar? That’s like far and shit. They think I’m going to walk to 21st when they can’t even park in a legal spot and walk to 7-11? They have to block 17th Street because they are too lazy.

    Damn it! You got me started and I’m in an EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD MOOD today. Cough. Wink. Cough.

  13. Drunken Chud

    yes i have ancestors, but i’m third generation american. pretty sure that counts as “from here”. heh. i’m just sayin.

  14. KM

    A belated welcome back, Velvet. You do know that there’s a deluxe donut shop a half-block from the Palomar, right? I’m just throwing that fact out there as a reason why the police are celebrating themselves all the way down here.

  15. homeimprovementninja

    Ooops, I just saw this. Man, when you see this chick at the 7/11 (because every DC Cop goes to the 7/11 for at least an hour a day), it’s gonna be AWKWARD.

  16. Giggles

    Thank you for posting this. I have had enough of shitty people wearing a uniform of a public servant. I say take her picture and post it as well. You can use my camera.

    Cheers!

  17. bejeweled

    You’re such the super sluth.

  18. Hammer

    For a long time now, I’ve wondered if we bloggers weren’t perhaps shirking our moral (or at least civic) responsibilities by not using the technology to tell the stories of those who would not otherwise be able to have their stories told. Kudos to you for your efforts, even if your efforts left a large, smoking crater. Way to stick it to THE MAN. The nuclear option to be sure, but by all accounts, this was probably warranted.

  19. Phil

    Sweet

  20. barbara

    Maybe you should be a private eye! I hope you don’t run into Juanita Graham in a dark alley, however.

  21. Not So Little Woman

    Here, here, Velvet!!

  22. Office of Police Complaints

    If anyone witnessed the events referenced in this post concerning the dog park at 17th and S Sts., NW, please contact the DC Office of Police Complaints at 202-727-3838 and ask for Investigator Curcio. Thank you.

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