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D.C. Cops Suck Ass Part 9: Dumber Than Ever

Just check the comments on the last post. Obviously, there is absolutely NO CRIME in D.C. because the cops have been doing nothing but hitting up this website every hour. EVERY FUCKING HOUR. I WANT MY GOD DAMNED TAX DOLLARS BACK! If you were real officers, you would know that everything one does leaves a fingerprint…idiots.

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9 Comments

  1. mysterygirl!

    Okay, that’s pretty classic.

    I hope you’re having an amazing time in Greece!

  2. Ms. Anthrope

    Told you so. And as a reminder to our boys and girls in uniform–it’s against MPD policy for you to SMOKE on DUTY. I saw you car 334….in the middle of the day puffing away rolling dirty down 17th. I reported you to the commander. AND don’t you realize that you are SUCH a poor example for the youth of this fine city…OMG, WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!

  3. suicide_blond

    classic…
    xoxo

  4. playfulinnc

    This is ridiculous. I demand a public apology to Ms. Velvet.

  5. Not a fashion queen

    I thought you were on vacation. Why aren’t you sitting on some Greek beach sipping cocktails and taking in the eye candy? Didn’t you mention something about no internet connection, etc. I am glad you are keeping an eye on DC, but I would take a chill pill on DC cop hating while on vaction. I am not taking sides in the matter, but it just seems you are working yourself up while on vacation. Find a Greek hottie to take your mind off of DC cops.

  6. Drunken Chud

    hahahahaha. that’s fucking awesome. i love the fact that they are checking your blog. and the fact that they “racially profiled” bull mastifs and pit bulls. odd that that behavior was carried out on a blog that was based on the gross misuse of authority in a “profiling” incident. man, sometimes i used to think you were just over reacting to the cops… but they really are dumb. heh.

  7. Rachelle

    Holy shit Velvet, I didn’t even know you were back!! Where have I been? Glad I stopped in here!

  8. Anonymous

    Don’t forge, that’s Rob Halligan, and he can be reached at president@dupont-circle.com

    Tell the asshole how you feel.

  9. Anonymous

    Also, here’s a picture of Mr. Jerkoff.

    http://www.dcblogs.com/anc2.JPG

    Apparently, he also has a blog…and it sucks!

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