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Name The Stain

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

All right everyone, please add it to your list of reads:

Posting has begun.

Velvet has given birth to a monster.

1 Comment

  1. Velvet

    Ah, Velvet’s playing mommy to Rosemary’s Baby. Or maybe it’s the new H3.

    2/11/2006 12:43:31 PM

    Barbara said…
    This is your boss? Does he read your Blog, for goodness sake? I guess he must since you leave him comments. About the last person in the world I would want reading my Blog is my new young boss. She would probably start to scrutinize my work hours even more closely! Anyway, this guy sounds like he has a good sense of humor. That’s always nice in a boss.

    2/11/2006 06:56:41 PM

    Sandra Dee said…
    Well, he mentioned something in one of his many e-mails like “I couldn’t wait to hear back from
    you. I know men are supposed
    to be all mysterious and not seem interested, but I’m
    old-fashioned, and you’re the kind of woman I think I
    could go for” blah blah blah.

    So I wrote: Thanks for your replies. Unfortunately, I just don’t think this will be a match. While all of the attention was very flattering, I’m afraid you just came on a bit too strong for me. I believe that is why men are mysterious in their pursuit of women. Best of luck in your search.” Creepo.

    2/11/2006 08:51:06 PM

    Sandra Dee said…
    Oh shit. Come back tomorrow because there’s more. Psycho.

    2/11/2006 11:51:01 PM

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