Here’s an interesting email that Diane received today:

On 08/08/2005 06:04 pm EDT, BoyFace wrote:
D,I know you’ll probably never forgive me, but I just saw your last message. I’m really sorry, and I’m thinking that I probably won’t get another chance. I had to leave work early on Friday and I never saw your message. If I had known, I would have been there early, two glasses of Merlot and the biggest smile on my face when you walked in. Then this afternoon, someone hacked my personals profile and erased it and all of the messages so I can only ask that if you still want to keep in touch, please email me at until I can get another address set up. Thanks D. Sorry again…BoyFace

And to Jackie:

On 08/08/2005 05:54 pm EDT, BoyFace wrote:
Hi. I’m sorry we didn’t get to meet up this weekend. I didn’t get your message until today. Someone hacked into my account and deleted my profile, my emails and all of the messages that you sent and I’ve been trying to recover what I could. I’m really not sure why, but when I called Yahoo they said that they could see that someone had deleted everything. I’d really like to keep in touch and try to hang out again. I think you can still send email to my email address at until I get a new one set up. Hope your day is going better than mine! BoyFace

Hmm. This is all so very interesting, don’t you think? Are you reading between the lines? Good.

Anyway, I’m still not sure how the “girls” are going to respond, but, I can’t deal with BoyFace and his petty dribble right now. I had a wonderful time with MotorcycleInstructor. Sparks, sparks, sparks. Kiss Kiss Kiss. Ha Ha Ha.