I went to the gym this morning. Bi-Polar trainer came over and hugged me from behind while I was doing bicep curls. WTF? I said, “Isn’t this a violation of gym rules?” And he acts all sweet and sappy and says, “No, I can hug a member if I want.” I thought about saying “I can hug a member too but please let’s not let it be your member” but I didn’t. Sometimes it’s funnier in my head anyway.The Craigslist team:
CL#1Writer called again. I think that I’m over the idea of dating him again. I should tell him that I have no chemistry.
CL#2BlueEyes called me yesterday. Of course I missed the call, of course. But his message was really sweet like, “We’ve had some great banter on email and I really look forward to talking to you in person.” Rrrrrrr. Bring it. I called back, left a message, ball in his court.
CL#3TextTorment emailed me and wants to get together tomorrow night. Fine by me. Let’s go, soldier boy. Miss Delaware ain’t got nothing on me.
HOORAY for CL#3TextTorment…. get it on… full report, please!
Kathryn – I wouldn’t have it any other way!!
PLEASE tell me you’re giving him crap about the texting when you see him in person.
If not, just lie.
there are many dog walkers in the city
many who will let the dogs stay with them
they house sit while the owner is out
it is difficult leaving your dogs behind
but don’t let this issue blow out of proportion
my inlaws would not let our dogs stay with them
in the end
it works out
the dogs can deal
they like our dog walker
they miss us
but they love when we come back
we always come back
I love it…I so live vicariously through you.
hug from behind?
thats a layer of clothing away from doggie style.
love the ‘member’ line. i would have thought (and nearly said) the same thing!
Velvet — This is infinitely more fun to read now that I have a face to put with your name. We all live vacariously through you. One of these guys may just be a keeper. And then what are going to do for amusement?
First–gwadzilla, SHUT UP. Idiot.
Second–I have no doubt that things will continue to be very interesting even if Velvet (gasp) only has one man in her life. Though she may not blog about it. Make me sad 🙁
Someone is a busy little bee this holiday. Good luck with the lineup of candidates.
The trainer is a bit “off,” isn’t he? I wish you had said that to him, just to see the expression on his face.
You know, if you changed this post title to “Live with your Legs wide open”…
I’d be ALL over that.
Yay. I can’t wait to hear about date!