Dear Female Friends:
This man is certifiably insane. Do not date him.
He is a Craigslister Gone Crazy. He sent me an email with this picture attached and said, “Quick, don’t think. Just send a pic.” So Velvet complies, and he writes back and says, “You’re cute. IM me at XXXX.”
I send him an IM explaining who I am and why my IM id is different from my email and he says, “What can I do for you?” I said, “You just sent me an email 3 minutes ago telling me to IM you. So I’m IM’ing you.” Then he tells me I’m “Fucking clueless and a lier.” Yes, he spelled liar like that. This madness went on for a minute and I said, “Look, you fucking told me to IM you so I did. If you are going to call someone a liar, at least learn how to fucking spell it.” Then I logged out. But he squeezed one quick message in that said “ok, bye.”
Why are these crazy people out walking our streets? It’s scary. Well, he was one of my 5 hot men, so he’s out. Down to 4.