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I can’t take credit for this idea. One of my favorite bloggers utilized this end of year wrap up in her blog last year. January – Started the new year off right. The morning of January 1, I left a guy’s house who I was sort of dating for almost a year, and despite how […]

I never called CL#3TextTormenter back last night. It was my plan to at least leave a message when he was on the plane flying back, but I got a little lazy. This morning, as I was wondering if I should call him, he called. But I didn’t pick up. I don’t know why. I didn’t […]

Blind dating gets back in the game By Olivia Barker, USA TODAYMon Dec 12, 7:52 AM ET Friends don’t let friends date guys like Spank Me Frank, who took a gander at Ashley Nichols’ derriaire during their first and only rendezvous and declared, “I want to spank it later.” Nor do friends let friends meet […]

No one is a bigger asshole than me. No one. I was walking the dogs tonight and I bumped into The Bartender. It was awkward for a minute, but only because I made it awkward. We talked about things and he came back to my place and we watched Will & Grace and Sex & […]

First and most important, I’m honored for the mention of this blog. Blushing, I thank you, KOB, from the bottom of my heart. http://www.dcblogs.com/2005/10/dc-blogs-noted_27.html On to business. Darren wrote back. Well, sorry to have offended you, but you obviously need to get your mind out of the gutter and re-read what I said. The “or […]

It’s very exciting that the drag race is tonight. It would be more exciting if I wasn’t sick. Ok, let’s get to it. What the hell does this mean and why has it landed in MY personals inbox? How are you doing,i want you to know this babe, Love is not about finding the right […]

If you haven’t read Saturday’s post with my confession, please do that before reading this one – it will make more sense. My favorite, and most delicious of all bartenders has been trying to comment on this blog. For whatever the reason (drunkeness?) he is unable to get a comment to post. How’s that for […]

I really had the most disturbing experience today. I’m trying to forget it, but I really need to discuss. Please be forewarned, you all will see me in a different light after today. I am, as I have been for almost 8 years, a fan of the Brazilian Bikini Wax. Eight years ago, yes, they […]

News. I resisted the temptation and MotorcycleInstructor ended up calling me around 10:30 while I was watching the end of the movie, Gia. I finally just put the cards on the table because he asked when he was going to be off the shit list. Here’s what I said. Tell me it was good because […]

Haven’t heard from BoyFace. He must be VERY busy waiting for a phone call from a woman who is never going to call. Ok, won’t keep you in suspense any longer. Here it goes, the summation of yesterday’s pow wow, in email form. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Keep in mind, he’s in BOLD. I’ll give you all some […]

A Code to the Quoted 07/06/10 Voulez Vous – ABBA 07/01/10 Couldn’t Get it Right – Climax Blues Band 06/30/10 N/A 06/28/10 Margaritaville – Jimmy Buffet 06/14/10 N/A 06/02/10 Looking for Love – Johnny Lee 05/27/10 Talk to Me – Stevie Nicks 05/11/10 N/A 05/02/10 N/A 04/28/10 Whatever it is – Zac Brown Band 04/25/10 […]

This is a compilation of my best conclusions, quotes and deep thoughts. The date of June 14, 2005 is irrelevant, as this post is updated frequently and linked to through the Quotable Velvet Link. “Ok, I’m no supermodel, but, hello? Don’t you know that you and I are in different leagues?” I have no idea […]